How to Pick Up Girls with Body Parts Pick Up Lines
Have you ever met a girl that you really wanted to date, but weren’t sure how to go about doing it? What if she didn’t like the same things as you? What if she had a boyfriend already? How can you approach her in a way that doesn’t make her uncomfortable, but instead makes her want to talk to you and get to know you more? This article on body parts pick up lines will help teach you how to pick up girls by incorporating funny or silly body parts into your conversation with them. For example, if she has beautiful hands, compliment them!
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot bu*t.
Are you bu*t dialing? Because I swear that a*s is calling.
Are you from Iraq? Because I like the way you Baghdad a*s up.
Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of dat a*s.
Are you from the moon? Because your physique is out of this world.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long?
As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving Br*asts?
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Did you know the human body is 90% water and I’m really thirsty?
Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet a*s.
Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your huge b0*bs.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that a*s!
Best Body Parts Pick Up Lines
Do you have an inhaler? Because you’ve got a*s ma.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
Do you like pudding? Because I’ll be pudding this d*ck in your a*s.
Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!
Do you work for Papa John? Because you’re a fine pizza a*s.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does your a*s have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well, do you want it to be in good hands?
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly bu*ton.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my a*s? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? Guy: [Reach out and gently touch her cheek]. Girl: Because your face is really hot!
Guy: You look like my first wife! Girl: How many have you had? Guy: None
Hatchling, you put the a*s in Jura*sic.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I hope your day is as nice as your bu*t.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice a*s!”
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
Is it hot in here, or are your b0*bs just huge?
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that a*s.
Is your body from Mcdonald’s? Because I’m loving it.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
My d*ck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your a*s?
Flirty Hot Body Parts Pick Up Lines
My hands are cold, can I warm them between your legs?
Nice b0*bs. Can I feel them?
Nice legs… Shame about the face.
Papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
Tell your b0*bs to stop staring at my eyes.
The most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Those b0*bs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?
Uncross your legs love, you’re squashing my dinner.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
What is on your bu*t? My eyes!
What’s your favorite temple? Because you’re mine.
What’s that on your face? kiss Just what I figured…lips.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
When I saw your face I thought I died and gone to heaven.
Whoops, I dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while I look at your legs?
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your b0*bs up all day for free?
With a body like yours, you’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children and conquer the earth!
Wow, you have some sweet birthing hips.
Body Organ Positive Pick Up Lines
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You can call me a cake because I’ll go straight to your as.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you n*ked just once!
You must have a ninja in your pants because your a*s are kicking
You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
You’re good-looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you’ve got a look in your eye like you haven’t been fu*ked in a year.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
Your body is like a temple.
Your body must be a Visa because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Your Br*asts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.