Best Flirty Gay Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Do you want to impress the girl you like? Use these funny, flirty gay pick up lines to the guy or girl you like. We have compiled over 90+ best flirty gay pick up lines in this post.
(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you .
Bitch, you so fine, I’ll tap that.
Brand, You’ll be receiving a package soon.
Can I push your stool in?
Can I ride your joystick?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Dude, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my bu*t.
fu*k me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Hey fellas, let’s bowl some balls?
Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey, I’m bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Hi, I’m . Do you think you can convert me?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
I can’t think straight around you.
I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I hope you don’t have tetnus cause tonight you are gonna nail me
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!
I just saw George Michael in the men’s room. He was asking about you.
I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
I live alone.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I support marriage.
I think i’m , want to prove me wrong?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I’m , straighten me out! I’m joining the priesthood tomorrow
I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I’m going to make like “Toy Story” and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
I’m masc, hung, clean, and generous.
I’m so GLAAD to have met you!
I’ve fallen for you so hard, I can’t think straight.
I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?
I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you’re gonna be Oliver this d*ck.
It ain’t matter to me if you a bi or normal.
It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.
Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
My name is (your name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Nice a*s… what time does it open?
Oh, you’re straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Real men eat me.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
So how do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
So you’re straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Tomorrow there’ll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight…I’m destroying Uranus.
We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
When I’m around you I can’t think straight.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder….or THIS shoulder?
You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
You would be perfect for this movie I’m shooting its called “Dirty Sanchez”
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You’ve got spunk. I like that in a man.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.