80+ Best Quotes to Make Him Hard 2022

Best Quotes to Make Him Hard

80+ Best Quotes to Make Him Hard
80+ Best Quotes to Make Him Hard

When you know how to make him hard, you’ll be in total control of the relationship, and he’ll never want to leave you or cheat on you. It’s not magic; there are just some very specific things that men love when they’re in an intimate, loving relationship with their partner. You can learn those things and make him hard whenever you want to, just by getting this information and putting it into practice whenever you need it! We have compiled 80+ best quotes to make him hard in this post.

All I want is my mouth on you – everywhere.

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All I want right now is your hands on me. Down there.

Baby, I’m so wet for you.

Can I practice my lap dance skills on you tonight?

Can I stop by for lunch? 😉

Can’t do any work because I’m thinking of your n*ked body on top of my n*ked body—it’s very distracting.

Can’t stop thinking about kissing you… everywhere…

Can’t stop thinking about what we did last night, it’s making me want to do it all over again.

Come over for dinner later. Bring whipped cream for dessert.

Do you think I should go commando tonight?

Getting so wet thinking of you right now.

Guess what I’m thinking about. I’ll give you a hint, it involves my lips wrapped around something.

Guess what I’m wearing right now.

Have you ever wanted to have sex in public?

I bought something for us to use in bed.

I can’t believe how well our bodies fit together.

I can’t concentrate on anything today because I’m distracted by thoughts of our last time in bed together.

I can’t help but touch myself with I think about you.

I can’t stop thinking about what I’m going to do to you tonight.

I can’t stop thinking about your lips on my body.

I can’t wait to jump your bones!

I feel like something is missing in my life… Oh that’s right, it’s you, n*ked, on top of me.

I had a dream about you last night, you weren’t wearing many clothes.

I had a very naughty dream about you last night. Guess what happened in it 😉

I have a special surprise for you tonight. You better come ready 😉

I just bought some new underwear and a bra…I think you’ll like it 😉

I just got out of the shower and can’t seem to find my towel, wanna come over?

I just got out of the shower 😉

I just had the naughtiest thought about you. But it’s much too dirty to send in a text.

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I just masturbated and fantasized about you the whole time.

I love when you c*m inside me.

I miss having you inside of me.

I think it’s about time we tried that new position we’ve been thinking about.

I want to be a police officer, arrest you, and make you my slave.

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I want to make you moan right now…

I want you on top of me now!

I want you so badly right now.

I want you to c*m on me everywhere next time I see you.

I want you to push me up a wall and have your way with me.

I want you. Now.

If I didn’t have to work today, I’d come over and blow your mind.

If I let you do anything – and I mean ANYTHING – to me, what would you do?

If you Facetime me right now, I guarantee you’ll like what you see.

If you can guess the color of my pa*ties, I’ll give you a blow job you’ll never forget.

It’s so hard to concentrate at work today because I’m thinking of you in bed with me

I’ll be wearing heels tonight. ONLY heels.

I’ll give you a reward tonight if you can guess where I’m touching myself right now.

I’m going to give you a surprise blowjob when you least expect it.

I’m horny and you’re nowhere in sight. Looks like I’ll have to finish the job myself. I’ll be thinking of you 😉

I’m thinking about all the dirty things I want to do to you when you get home.

I’ve been a very bad girl today. I think I need to be punished.

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Just wanted to let you know how hot you are, seriously, I mean, just thinking about you turns me on.

Let’s make a dirty movie together!

Let’s place a mirror beside the bed and have sex watching ourselves.

Let’s spend a whole day together this weekend. In bed.

Let’s watch porn together and act out each scene.

Licking a popsicle and thinking of you… it’s delicious.

Lying in bed and wishing you were here…

Name a body part and I’ll send you a photo…

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No need for you to masturbate tonight… I’ve got that taken care of for you.

Remember what we did in bed last time? I can’t stop thinking about it.

Something is missing today. I think it’s you. Between my legs.

Tell me a dirty secret.

Tell me exactly what you are going to do to me later, I want all the details.

Tell me the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about me. If you tell me yours, I’ll tell you mine. 😉

Tell me your dirtiest fantasy about me.

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Tell me your fantasy, it might just come true later…

The bed feels so empty without you.

The things I would do to you if you were here right now!

There’s something special I want to try tonight. Get ready 😉

Touching myself and thinking of you.

Want to know my favorite ways to pleasure you?

What is it called when you love s*cking on things? Oh yeah…

What’s the greatest memory of us having sex?

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Where can we have sex in public?

You have a magical tongue.

You have three wishes that I’ll grant you in bed tonight. What are they?

You know that crazy thing we said we’d do one day, I think tonight might be the night!

You need to spank me because I’ve been bad!

You. Me. n*ked. Now.

You’ll never guess what I’m wearing…

You’re so skilled that you should teach a sex class.

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