Dirty Sex Quotes for Men and Women
WE SHOULD FU*K. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fu*k me like you’ve never fu*ked someone before.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Lets make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind. oh hell! who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my a*s and pull my hair!
Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.
I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
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Sex is an emotion in motion.
Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!
I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
Sex is kicking death in the a*s while singing.
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Freaky Sex Quotes for Men and Women
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Go ahead. Touch it
I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
Shut up and kiss me.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Be n*ked when I come home.
I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.
Get your a*s in my bed.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.
I just want you to be happy. And n*ked.
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I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.
I licked it, so it’s mine!
I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.
I love the way you fu*k me.
When it’s so good you’re shaking.
I want you inside me.
I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.
I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.
You. Me. Bed. Now.
Is sex dirty Only when it’s being done right.
Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.
I want you, all of you. Want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to c*m, hear you moan my name and fu*k me harder.
When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.
I’m a lip bitter
It’s not that I’m horny all the time.
Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.
I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. one of us is obviously in the wrong place.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top …
Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.
If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fu*king clothes off.
Save water. Let’s shower together
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
Kiss me hard & fu*k me Harder!
Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?
Be n*ked when I get home.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I licked it so it’s mine.
I want to taste me on your fingers.
Swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.
Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.
Your lips down there are like wine and I want to get drunk!
Go ahead. Touch it.
Tease me until I’m Begging for it.
Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …
I need you and I want you. bu*t n*ked. In my bed. Right now.
Wanna do bad things to you.
It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.
Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.
We should have lots of sex.
Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.
The best things in life make you sweaty.
Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired. — Mae West
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.
You can stay, but your clothes must go.
Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.
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Your face would look better between my legs.
I love it when you fu*k me in every position that I like.
fu*k me hard. Love me harder. And make me smile as often as you can.
Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!
Take my pa*ties off, shove them in my mouth and fu*k me hard.
Faster, harder. fu*k me harder.
Fu*k me hard and then cuddle me hard.
When you look at me and give me the fu*k me eyes.