75+ Best Soccer Pick Up Lines

Best Soccer Pick Up Lines for Her

Are you looking for Soccer Pick up lines? You are in the right place. Use these soccer pick up lines to impress your girlfriend who loves soccer or futboll in spanish. We have compiled over 75+ best soccer pick up lines in this post.

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• Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
• Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
• Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
• Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
• Are you Godin? Because you look like you’re about to score.
• Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
• Are you Neymar? Cause I’m trippin’ and fallin’ for you.
• Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
• Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
• You know… Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions…

• Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.
• Can I be one of the men in your box?
• Can I take a few shots at your goal?
• Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
• Can you be my life aside from the beautiful game?
• Did you know I’m the Ronaldo of lovers?
• Did you know you look good in short pants?
• Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
• Don’t Worry, Baby, I Won’t Bite (Luis Suarez)
• Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? I can score from any angle
• Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.

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Funny soccer pick up lines

• Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because
  there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you cant score.
• If you were a soccer ball, I would learn how to play with your body perfectly.

• Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
• Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
• Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
• I am willing to get hurt for you just to keep you.
• I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.
• I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you
  hard tonight.
• I can curve it better than beckham. Come lay back let’s try.
• I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
• I can score more often than the average soccer player.
• I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.

• I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
• I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
• I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
• I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
• I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
• I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.
• I want you in my mouth.
• I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
• I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.”
• I’m at my best during overtime.

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• I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
• If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
• If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
• Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.

Bad soccer pick up lines

• Is your name Joe? Cause you’ve won my Hart.
• I can play any position in soccer but my favorite is striking because I get to score a lot of goals.

• Is your name Joe? because you’re stealing my Hart.
• Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
• Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
• It must s*ck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
• I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.
• I’ll defend you better than our soccer team defended our state.
• I’m at my best during extra time.

Dirty soccer Pick up Lines

• I’m willing to sweat blood for you because you are my goal.
• Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
• Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
• My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.
• Promise, I won’t let someone score a goal on me aside from you.
• Push me away but expect me to push harder because I am a great player.
• That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart.
• Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.

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• Wanna see my world cup in action?
• Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?
• What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
• You are beautiful, equally beautiful as the beautiful game.
• You are more beautiful than the beautiful game itself.
• You are my goal and I will keep the talent and persistence to get you.
• You drive me crazy like only the best game I watched could do.
• You make me feel a lot of emotion like I am actually playing a beautiful game.
• You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
• You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
• You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.

Try these soccer pick up lines to start an interesting conversation with someone special. Thanks for reading.