Best Vending Machine Pick Up Lines
Vending machines are really amusing machines. You insert coins in vending machines and get snacks from the machine. Use these vending machine pick up lines to impress your girlfriend on a special day. In this post, we have compiled over 50+ vending machine pick up lines.
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- Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a h*le.
- Are you a vending machine? Because I see you have all the right snacks I desire!
- Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!
- Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.
- Babe, are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.
- Are you stuck in a vending machine? Cuz I wanna take you out
- Babe, are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Are you a goldfish? Coz you’re the snack that smiles back.
- Come to me baby, don’t be a snack stuck in a vending machine.
- Coming! Coming! D*?*, girl, you are about to s*ck on one tasty snack.
- Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cheesy Vending Machine Pick Up Lines
- Did you put quarters in the vending machine? Because your snack is here.
- Feeling thirsty? Reach down to this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.
- Girl, you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that
jackpot. - Did it hurt? You look like a d*?* fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.
- Girl, you so hot! And I’m looking to snack on something spicy
- Hey Babe, I know how to press the right bu*tons and won’t reach down until the time is
right. - Hey! Are you a Mexican snack? Because you are cheesy and hot!
- I am a vending machine, shake it right, girl, and I will fulfill your wildest dreams.
- I guess we should skip dinner and directly go to my place. Because you are a snack and
enough for me to eat. - I have all the D-imes you need.
- I think I might be a cannibal Because every time I look at you, all I see is a treat.
- I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.
- I will put my change in you, and you give me some cookies.
- I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.
- Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.
- If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda
pressed. - Hey girl, I wanted to take you to the movies! But they don’t allow you to bring your own snacks.
- If you were a vending machine, what bu*tons do I need to get your numbers?
- If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending
machine. - If your right leg was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me a snack
between meals - Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen
to call my d**** Little Bill. - I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
- I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?
Vending Machine Snack Pick Up Lines
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- I’m sorry, I thought you were a vending machine because your lips look like candies!
- Look, you have a goods tray, an awesome display, a keypad I’d love nothing more than to
touch all day, a coin insert, plus lots of snacks I want to eat! - Do you want the vending machine experience I put my hard currency in and outcome tasty juices.
Oh, sorry, I thought this was a vending machine cause I need a snack - Are you a vending machine? Because I’d like to put something in you and have some something else come out.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
- People are catching Coronavirus, but the only thing I’m catching his feelings for you.
- S**** is like a vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will
get o*?*?mic goodies. - So, you like a vending machine? How much money do I need to spend before I get some?
- I must have gotten you mixed up with that cookie that fell from the vending machine.
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- Girl, you are like a mystery vending machine. I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.
- Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack
- The vending machine has a pickup box with a drop sensor. I have a pickup line box with
no sensor for awkwardness. - They call my d*?*k spare change! Cause I use it for snacks like you
- This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger at any time.
- What’s the difference between you and a vending machine? A vending machine is a machine,
and you’re a human being. I only date human beings. - You are the only snack that I want to stock up on!