Best Flirty Pick Up Lines about Fruits
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar. He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.
A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot
Anyone ever told you if you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTEc*mber?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a raisin? Cause you’re a raisin my d*ck.
Ahhh, Baby! Your a*s reminds me of the melons of my Orchard.
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a Fineapple.
Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango!
Darling! If you’d be a fruit, you must be a date cause I loved to eat a date.
Do you have any raisins? [No…] How about a date?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? Because I want to know which pancakes I have to
make you in the morning.
Girl! You’re the apple of my eye.
Girl, you are berry cute.
Girl, you are one in a melon.
Girl, you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.
Girls are as unpredictable as apple,,,,,,,,,,, because it could be sweet or bitter from
Are you a banana? ‘Cause you’re so a-peeling
He doesn’t guava clue!
He says Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
Here’s my number, kale me maybe?
Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
Hey, I’m a fruit fly, of course, I like bananas!
Hey, girl if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable…
Honeydew you know how sexy you are?
How big does your squash grow?
How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat out or swallowed?
I am bananas about you.
Girl, do you eat a lot of mangoes? Because you make a man-go crazy!
I am sorry I am bad at pickup limes.
I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a ma*sive eggplant.
I froze some raspberries last summer; you’re hot enough to defrost them.
I guava bone to pick with you.
I guava soft spot for fruit puns.
I hope you like dates cause I’m really looking forward to enjoying one with you.
I know, I know, I s*ck at pickup limes.
I love when you call me papaya
I love you berry much.
I love you from my head tomato
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you so sweet.
I want to share a paopu fruit with you. ^_^
I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.
Hey baby, let’s play a fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana.
I wish we could run away and get married, baby, but I cantaloupe.
I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.
I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they’d allow me to…
If I was a fruit fly, so I land on you first cause you look like honey.
If we were destined to be a fruit…. We would be a good pear (pair)
If you be a fruit You’d be a fineapple.
If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and eat you all winter.
If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and enjoy you all winter.
If you were a dried fruit… You’d be my date
If you were a fruit You’d be a fine Apple
If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple. But you and me? We could be a pear.
If you were a fruit.. I’d call you a FINE-apple.
If you’d be a fine apple, so I cut you smoothly with my knife.
If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack!
If you’re a fruit? Then you’d be grapes cause your grapes are sour.
If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours. (For vegetarians)
Is your a*s the state fruit of Georgia? Because it sure is a peach!
It’s that time of the year so, will you be my Valen-Lime?”
I’d say you’d be a fineapple if you were a fruit but you already know that.
I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.
I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
I’ll trade you two juicy pineapples for your cuc*mber.
I’ll trade you two pineapples for a go at your cuc*mber.
I’m not trying to sweeten you out but honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”
I’m so grape-ful for you
I’ve always thought that cuc*mbers were such a sensual fruit.
I’ve always thought that cuc*mbers were such a sensual fruit.
I’ve gone to grape lengths for you.
Let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich. I know I’d fill you nicely.
Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table. We could make a sumptuous
Olive you so much even though it hurts.
Orange you so sweet?
So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [Choose one] Cause I need to know what kind
of pancakes to order you in the morning.
The apple don’t fall far from the tree, so you must come from a family of hotties..”
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
They call me Dr. Grape…The G is silent.
If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too.
Two cheesy ones I read today 1. Girl, if you were a fruit you’ll be a FineApple.
Girl, if you were a vegetable, you’ll be a cutec*mber
We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.
We should plant seeds together, with my hoe cultivating your land – we’d have the best
What is your favorite fruit? Mine´s a date… with you?
Why are you so a-peelingh? You’re probably a banana.
Will you be my Valen-Lime?
You are as tangled as fruit salad cause I could never understand you.
You did a grape job raisin me
You have got a peach of my heart.
You hold the Kiwi to my heart.
You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.
You probably know this already but your tomatoes look so juicy
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
Your father must be a farmer because you´ve grown some nice melons.
You’re one fine-apple
You’re so fig-gin amazing!
You’re the fruit of Lehi’s dream……… the most prestigious for me.
You’ve got a zest for life
Are you a strawberry or blueberry person?” Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes
to order for you in the morning.”
Hey, never heard of this fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana.
Honeydew you know how sexy you look?”
I would be broken if you go because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.