70+ Best Funny Art Puns and Jokes

Best Funny Art Puns and Jokes

Why did the artist eat his omelet with his fingers? Because he was painting his breakfast! Here are 75+ funny art puns and jokes that will make you laugh out loud! These jokes work best when said or read aloud, but they’re also good to share on social media to amuse your friends and followers. Enjoy!

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  • A clay in the life.
  • A good beginning makes a good blending.
  • A move in the light direction.
  • A pigment of your imagination.
  • A rolling tone gathers no moss.
  • Absence makes the art grow fonder.
  • After all is said and tone.
  • All that and pen some.
  • Always look on the light side of life.
  • And clay lived happily ever after.
  • At the crack of drawn.
  • Between a chalk and a hard place.
  • Bits and masterpieces.
  • Blend the rules.
  • Blended by the light.
  • By no etch of the imagination.
  • Carved in tone.
  • Chalk a block.
  • Chalk full of problems.
  • Comfort tone.
  • Count to pen.
  • Crosshatch to the other side.
  • Crosshatch your fingers.
  • Don’t chalk it till you’ve tried it.
  • Don’t chalk the boat.
  • Don’t get me arted.
  • Draw a line in the sand.

Short and Dumb Art Jokes and Puns

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  • Draw to a close.
  • Drawn with the wind.
  • Easel up.
  • Eco-blendly.
  • Etched in tone.
  • Get off to a bad art.
  • Going, going, drawn!
  • Have the final clay.
  • I’m etching to go.
  • If it paint broke, don’t fix it.
  • In print condition.
  • In the lion’s pen.
  • It’s hard to pen down.
  • Keep chalking.
  • Kick-art your day.
  • Knock your chalks off.
  • Let’s clay in touch.
  • Like mosaic to my ears.
  • Luck of the draw.
  • Not for the paint of heart.
  • Nothing to light home about.
  • Off to a flying art.
  • On the home sketch.
  • Paint no mountain high enough.
  • Paintbrush it off.
  • Pen and there.
  • Pop goes the easel.
  • Quick on the draw.
  • Ready pen you are.
  • Round the blend.
  • Set your mind at easel.
  • Smack daub in the middle.

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Famous and Modern Artists Puns and Jokes

Best Funny Art Puns and JokesPin
Best Funny Art Puns and Jokes
  • That was draw-dropping.
  • That’s not how you portrait it.
  • That’s the clay it is.
  • The mural high ground.
  • This is the last draw.
  • Till the break of drawn.
  • Time to face the mosaic!
  • Tomorrow is another clay.
  • Under chalk and key.
  • Working around the chalk.
  • You are one art cookie.
  • You could’ve heard a pen drop.
  • You sure do look the art.
  • You’re doing a great daub.
  • You’re sketching the truth.
  • as pigment to be.


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