70+ Best Pick Up Lines about Golf for Your Crush

Best Pick Up Lines about Golf for Your Crush

Best Pick Up Lines about Golf for Your Crush
Best Pick Up Lines about Golf for Your Crush

Do you have an eye on the girl who loves golf? Use these pick up lines about golf to impress the guy or girl you like. These cheesy, flirty pick up line are great conversation starters too. We have collected 70+ best pick up lines about golf in this post.

You have a pretty nice swing there!

I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.

Want to play a game together?

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It takes balls to play golf.

Do you like to swing?

Can I be your caddy? I want to give your shaft a good polish before we play tonight.

I only play in the short gra*s

You in the mood for some stroke play?

How many strokes do you want?

I finished my game today, but I’m still up for playing at the nineteenth h*le.

Wanna be my 19th h*le today?

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th h*le today?

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the h*le.

Let’s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?

I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

I’m like a US Open hard and long!!

Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th h*le?

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My drives aren’t always long and straight… but I can show you what is!

Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest b0*bs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

Oh man, my legs hurt so much. It’s tough walking straight after 18 h*les.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Do you want me to pull it?

Wanna see my super stroke?

My drives aren’t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Can I be your caddy tonight? I’m really good at washing balls.

Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

My shaft is too long.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

You interested in trying some new balls?

Damn girl, you sure know how to give a bloke a vertical shaft angle.

After 18 h*les, I can barely walk.

I should report you to security. You’re a water hazard for all the ladies on the course!

Hey, that’s a nice swing you’ve got there.

You in the mood for some stroke play?

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It takes balls to play golf.

Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

You’re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Are you a round of golf? Because I’d do you for four hours.

Wanna see my super stroke?

What do you say you let me pull it for you?

From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Unlike my drives, I have something that’s long and straight all the time.

Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want? I won’t rest till I shoot all.

Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs? Because you’re truly a grand slam.

From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

Hey, that wood around the course looks really great. Want to go make out there?

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?

I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.

Wanna be my 19th h*le today?

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Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?

9 h*les and chill?

Are you a mini golf course? Because baby, you can make my heart race.

You look like Carrie Underwood.

Will a bear crap in the woods? Nah, but I’m willing to screw in them.

I’ve got some news. I like to go low always.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th h*le today?

I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.

How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?

How many strokes do you want?

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?

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