Do you like the guy who is a plumber? Use these plumber pick up lines to impress the girl or guy with whom you want a date. These cheesy, flirty pick up lines are great conversation starters too. We have compiled over 65+ best plumber pick up lines in this post.
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Best Plumber Pick Up Lines
- Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.
- Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak.
- Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.
- Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.
- Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.
- Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.
- Babe, I see our point of connection.
- Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.
- Babe, don’t leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.
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- Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.
- Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.
- Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.
- Can I ti*ker with your pipes?
- Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down.
- Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.
- Forget about your ex, it’s time for some serious repiping.
- Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.
- Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.
- Girl, I would tap your water line any day.
- Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.
- Girl, this pipe doesn’t fix itself. It’s time for you to give it a hand j*b.
- Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.
- Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.
- Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.
- Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.
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- How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.
- How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.
- I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.
- I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.
- I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get p*ped.
- I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.
- I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.
- I have a di*ty job. I’m a plumber.
- I hope you’re a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
- I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.
- I lay pipes the right way.
- I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.
- I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.
- I s*ck at plumbing, I always make woman’s small leak into big squirt.
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- I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
- I want my pipes through your O-ring.
- I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim h*les.
- I’m a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
- I’m a s*cker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
- I’m not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you’d be able to tighten my n*ts.
- If my pipes don’t fit, we could always add more lubricant.
- If there’s anything I know how to do the right way… it’s lay pipe. I’m happy to prove it!
- Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans
- Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
- I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.
- Let’s become a potty of two tonight.
- Nice fixtures.
- Plumber? I hardly even know her.
- Ready? The water is c*?ming.
- Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.
- That is quite an elbow joint.
- That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
- Toi-let me be your valentine?
- Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
- Wanna see my plunger?
- You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.
- You have just the joint I need.
- You make me flushed.
- You’re flooding my heart with emotions.
- Your n*?*? are the perfect fit for my n*ts and pipes.