Best Plumber Pick Up Lines for Him Her
Do you like the guy who is a plumber? Use these plumber pick up lines to impress the girl or guy with whom you want a date. These cheesy, flirty pick up lines are great conversation starters too. We have compiled over 65+ best plumber pick up lines in this post.
Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.
Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak.
Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.
Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.
Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.
Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.
Babe, I see our point of connection.
Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.
Babe, don’t leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.
Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.
Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.
Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down.
Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.
Forget about your ex, it’s time for some serious repiping.
Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.
Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.
Girl, I would tap your water line any day.
Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.
Girl, this pipe doesn’t fix itself. It’s time for you to give it a hand job.
Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.
Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.
Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.
Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.
Related: 15 Best Will Smith Pick Up Lines
How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.
How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.
I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.
I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.
I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.
I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.
I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.
I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.
I hope you’re a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I hope you’re a plumber. Because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.
I lay pipes the right way.
I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.
I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.
I s*ck at plumbing, I always make woman’s small leak into big squirt.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I want my pipes through your O-ring.
I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim h*les.
I’m a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
I’m a s*cker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I’m not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you’d be able to tighten my nuts.
If my pipes don’t fit, we could always add more lubricant.
If there’s anything I know how to do the right way… it’s lay pipe. I’m happy to prove it!
Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.
Let’s become a potty of two tonight.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Ready? The water is c*mming.
Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
Wanna see my plunger?
You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.
You have just the joint I need.
You make me flushed.
You’re flooding my heart with emotions.
Your n*pples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.