50+ Best Plumber Pick Up Lines

Do you like the guy who is a plumber? Use these plumber pick up lines to impress the girl or guy with whom you want a date. These cheesy, flirty pick up lines are great conversation starters too. We have compiled over 65+ best plumber pick up lines in this post.

Best Plumber Pick Up Lines
Best Plumber Pick Up Lines

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Best Plumber Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.
  • Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak.
  • Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.
  • Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.
  • Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.
  • Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.
  • Babe, I see our point of connection.
  • Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.
  • Babe, don’t leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

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  • Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.
  • Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.
  • Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.
  • Can I ti*ker with your pipes?
  • Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down.
  • Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.
  • Forget about your ex, it’s time for some serious repiping.
  • Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.
  • Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.
  • Girl, I would tap your water line any day.
  • Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.
  • Girl, this pipe doesn’t fix itself. It’s time for you to give it a hand j*b.
  • Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.
  • Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.
  • Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.
  • Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.

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  • How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.
  • How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.
  • I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.
  • I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.
  • I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get p*ped.
  • I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.
  • I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.
  • I have a di*ty job. I’m a plumber.
  • I hope you’re a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
  • I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.
  • I lay pipes the right way.
  • I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.
  • I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.
  • I s*ck at plumbing, I always make woman’s small leak into big squirt.

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  • I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
  • I want my pipes through your O-ring.
  • I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim h*les.
  • I’m a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
  • I’m a s*cker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
  • I’m not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you’d be able to tighten my n*ts.
  • If my pipes don’t fit, we could always add more lubricant.
  • If there’s anything I know how to do the right way… it’s lay pipe. I’m happy to prove it!
  • Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans
  • Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
  • I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.
  • Let’s become a potty of two tonight.
  • Nice fixtures.
  • Plumber? I hardly even know her.
  • Ready? The water is c*?ming.
  • Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.
  • That is quite an elbow joint.
  • That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
  • Toi-let me be your valentine?
  • Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
  • Wanna see my plunger?
  • You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.
  • You have just the joint I need.
  • You make me flushed.
  • You’re flooding my heart with emotions.
  • Your n*?*? are the perfect fit for my n*ts and pipes.
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