86 Best Funny Quotes About School For Students

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School is always the most enjoyable time of our lives. In addition, it is the only time I am able to see my friends. School is the one time when I have a lot of fun. I get to play a lot of different games. In addition, I get to study one of my favorite subjects. Above all, I get to hang out with my classmates and play games with them. Read on the 86 best funny quotes about school for students in this post.

But the more we all stuck together, the more outside layers fell off, revealing that we all have insecurities, fears, and dreams. And that’s perfectly normal. That’s how God made us. – Allyson Kennedy

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at the same time. – Mark Twain

Middle school has many complex tunnels, some are underground. – Alexandra Contreras-Montesano

All children start their school careers with sparkling imaginations, fertile minds, and a willingness to take risks with what they think.

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Work hard, nap hard. – Demi Lovato

Sign on a high school bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday: knowledge. Bring your own containers. – E.C. McKenzie

By the end of high school I was not of course an educated man, but I knew how to try to become one.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. – Winston Churchill
In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life. – Marty Rubin

School means work and work means death. Let’s all go take a nap. – Emma Shannon

Teaching middle school is an adventure not a job.

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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. – Peter De Vries

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. – Bill Watterson

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. – Unknown

High school is about finding who you are, because that’s more important than trying to be someone else.

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No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending. – Saul Bellow

Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later. – Dana Stewart Scott

Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today. – Malcolm X

I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings.

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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. – Chinese Proverb

Education is the key to unlocking the world, a passport to freedom. – Oprah Winfrey

The road to freedom –here and everywhere on earth-– begins in the classroom. – Hubert Humphrey

It’s one of my favorite seasons of the year Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.

5 Best Funny Quotes About School For Students

School is a building which has four walls with tomorrow inside. – Lon Watters

I’m not telling you it’s going to be easy- I’m telling you it’s going to be worth it. – Art Williams

Intelligence plus character that is the goal of true education. – Martin Luther King Jr.

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. – Robert Collier

In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. -Tom Bodett

Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime Ministers have never yet been invested.
-Winston Churchill

Let us remember One book, one pen, one child and one teacher can change the world.

Let us remember One book, one pen, one child and one teacher can change the world.

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughan

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
-Albert Einstein

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
-Oscar Wilde

No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.

No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
-Fran Lebowitz

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-Woody Allen

School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.

School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.

It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.
-Laurie Halse Anderson

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school.
-Milton Berle

I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings.

I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings.

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.
-Mark Twain

Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
Robert Morley

It’s one of my favorite seasons of the year Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.

It’s one of my favorite seasons of the year Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.

Public education was not founded to give society what it wants. Quite the opposite.
-May Sarton

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
-Edgar W. Howe

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education.
-John Updike

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
-David Spade

Let us remember One book, one pen, one child and one teacher can change the world.

Let us remember One book, one pen, one child and one teacher can change the world.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
-Mark Twain

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.

No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.
-Edgar Watson Howe

Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.
-Claus Moser

School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.

School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years.
-Paul Merton

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year A pajama party.

The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year A pajama party.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
-Norm Crosby

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had, so he sent me to a girls school.
-Jack Herbert

The first day of school The day when the countdown to the last day of the school begins.

The first day of school The day when the countdown to the last day of the school begins.

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
-Ronald Reagan

A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
-D. Martin

The most important day of a person’s education is the first day of school, not Graduation Day.

The most important day of a person’s education is the first day of school, not Graduation Day.

Sunday school: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-H. L. Mencken

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-Mark Twain

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year.
-Henry Ford

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
-Jeff Foxworthy

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.

In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk.
-Robert T. Kiyosaki

High school isn’t a very important place. When you’re going you think it’s a big deal, but when it’s over nobody really thinks it was great unless they’re beered up.
-Stephen King

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull they teach you in school.
-George Carlin

I went to a high school reunion a couple years ago and realized that the kids who were the most unusual in high school are the ones who are the most interesting now and the ones who were popular are dull and boring.
-Anderson Cooper

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated.
-Jarod Kintz

Our school education ignores, in a thousand ways, the rules of healthy development.
-Elizabeth Blackwell

What I remember most about high school are the memories I created with my friends.

What I remember most about high school are the memories I created with my friends.

Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.
-Lemony Snicket

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him ‘Doctor.’
-Abe Lemons

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
-Dick Gregory

You’re off to great to great places. Today is your first day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!

You’re off to great to great places. Today is your first day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.
-Heinrich Heine

As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.
-Cokie Roberts

He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
-Victor Hugo

The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse.
-Orhan Pamuk

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational television without the aid of caffeine.
-Heather Brewer

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