Best Basketball Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Are you or the girl you like a basketball player? Use these basketball pick up lines to impress someone who likes basketball game. These basketball pick up lines are conversation starters too. We have collected over 90+ best best basketball pick up lines in this post.
Any time you want, you can drop that ball of yours here in this hoop of mine, darling, you can.
Are you from Cleveland? I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.
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Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.
Are you the Phoenix Suns? Because I never expected you to be this awesome.
Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound
Basketball is popular, but you are my priority in this life, want to grab some drinks, baby?
Basketball is very popular, but you are my top priority in this life. Will you be mine baby?
Can I wear your jersey because I really love your name, and so do I want your number, love.
Come here and I will show you just how players like me have fun all the time, how about it?
D*?* girl I must be Kobe cause I can’t pass you up.
Dear, I bet you never would have known how great I am with balls if you haven’t tried me out.
Do you have a jersey? Because I’ma need your name and number.
Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got b*?s.
Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.
Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Handle me like you handle that ball.
Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.
Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.
I Wouldn’t Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You
I already have the balls all you need now is the basket and then we can play the game, babe.
I already have the balls, you need already have the basket. Let’s start shooting and scoring.
I am great with playing with balls and if you want to see my skills, we can do so tonight, love.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
I can score from multiple positions.
I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.
I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten
I just lost two of my basket balls. Are you hiding them beneath your shirt?
I love playing basketball and I can say I am good at it but hey, I promise not to play with you.
I must be Kobe because I can’t pass you up.
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I must shoot three times but with this rate and how good you are, I wonder how I’ll do that.
I play basketball. I’m really good at scoring from all sorts of positions.
I promise I would never pass you to anyone should you be the ball because I want you mine.
I wanna be inside you
I will never get to shoot you if you were the ball because then I would be missing you always.
I’d love to take it to the h*?e and drop my balls in your Hoop!
I’m a good ball handler, what about you
I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.
If I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, like a game, would you be with me?
If I were a basketball player I’d be Shaquille O’Feel
If you are a ball, would you permit me to do a lay up on you and just lay you down afterward?
If you are my basketball , I’ll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
If you haven’t heard, let me tell you I am good at handling the ball, want to test it out, dear?
If you played basketball, you would be the center. Of my attention.
If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.
If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.
It doesn’t matter if you are a player, I have some balls waiting to be dribbled.
It seems you spend time at the ball court because I would love some courtship right now.
I’d love to take it to the h*le and drop it in your Hoop!
I’d love to take it to the h*le and drop my balls in your Hoop!
May I put my b*?s in your basket?
Should I take it to the h*?e or take it to the rack?
Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!
The wonders of the balls have just gotten to another level, I can’t help but be happy, dear.
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There was a time when I am so addicted to basketball but hey, now I am addicted to you.
They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are
Want to play basketball at my place? I can show you how good I am with balls.
Want to play basketball together? You need the balls. I have the hoop!
Want to play basketball? If you’re the Bulls, I’m definitely the Heat!
Want to try out what I’ve got and how good I am with balls and all, let us do some test drive.
What do you say we make tonight about scoring? And I’m not talking about points.
What’s your favorite thing about basketball? Mine is foul playing.
You be the Knicks and I’ll bring the Heat!
You can play with my balls any time that you want, just tell me that you want me this night.
You have such a nice jersey on, I really love how it looks on you, it’ll look better on the floor.
You may have heard that I’m a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?
You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
You seem like you got some great shots in you, maybe I can show you mine as well, darling.
You want to come with me to a game this Saturday night, let’s have the most fun of our lives.
You’re Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper
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You’re so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?
Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
Your first name must be Kevin because my last name is Love.
Your handles got me on my knees.
You’re Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper