Do you want to impress a girl who loves dinosaur movies or toys? Try these dinosaur inspired pick up lines to get a date with someone whom you have your eyes on. These flirty dinosaur pick up lines are great conversation starters too. We have compiled 75+ best dinosaur pick up lines in this post for you to flirt with him or her.
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Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
- Are you a dinosaur because I want to find your boner. Lol, I meant bones.
- Are you a rare dinosaur fossil? Because I’m an impatient paleontologist, and I wanna date you badly.
- Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?
- Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
- Baby I know I’m not a Flintstone but I will make your bedrock!
- Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- Baby, has anyone ever told you you’re dino-mite?
- Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I’d be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
- Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, I ought to date you like Uranium-Series.
- Can you take care of this for me? My arms are too short.
- Come to my place let me make you dino-sore.
- Come to my place? Stegosaurus in bed till the morning?
- Did you know I’m a dinosaur? Yeah, I’m the elusive D-rachiosaurus.
- Did you see my mighty dinosaur beak or should I fly by here again?
- Do you want to read my body language?
- Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick.
- Every time you go, I have vestigial feelings for you.
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Flirty Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- Generally people afraid of dinosaur, I m too. But I m afraid of falling fall you.
- Have you ever been dinosaur ki*sed? Allow me to demonstrate.
- Hey Chris Pratt! Let’s make that button-down henley extinct.
- Hey I got some few things you could club, over at my place.
- Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
- Hey baby, you put the all in allosarus, you feel me?
- Hey gymosaur rex! I love your triceps-ratops!
- Hey is that a nest on your chest? You have two T-Rex eggs on you!
- Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?
- Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
- Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
- I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life.
- I am in love with you like how I love the movie of Jur ic Park and its overwhelming cast.
- I just ran from a genetically modified hybrid mutant dinosaur and, in the process, fell for you.
- I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.
- I like dinosaurs; you like dinosaurs, let’s get this thing going.
- I would love to plesiosaur you.
- If you are a dinosaur, then your name must be cute-no-shares.
- If you are dinosaurs, then I must take you to my dangerous friends.
- If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!
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Funny Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
- I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
- I’m a T-Rex, and let’s just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else …
- I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.
- I’m going to cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.
- I’m gonna tear you with my dactyl…
- I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.
- I’m the one whose uncle owns a Lil pet baby dinosaur.
- Jurr ic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Leave carbon at home lets go on a date.
- Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.
- Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
- Let’s go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.
- Let’s live this beautiful life right now. Coz we will be extinct any time.
- Let’s play “find the dinosaur” with each other’s bodies!
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- My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.
- One look at you and I feel like I’ve died and gone to a museum.
- People say I’m a diplodocus, would you like to see my diplococcus?
- So do you come to watch dinosaur movies often?
- StegosaurME and StegosaurYOU should go out on a date because Stegosaurus.
- That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?
- This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
- Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Cheesy Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?
- We both like dinosaurs, right? So what else is there? My place tonight?
- We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.
- We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
- When I’m around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice…
- When I’m with you, my heart soars like a Pterodactyl.
- Why don’t you Tri ic a little tenderness?
- Will I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
- You and I, you and I, we’re like meteors in the sky.
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- You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!
- You can come in my pants and dig my bone up anytime.
- You can dig up my bone any day.
- You know what they say about a dinosaur with long neck… (Apatosaurus)
- You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.
- You must be a raptor, because I want to ride you all day.
- You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.
- You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
- You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.
- You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
- You’re like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.
- You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.
