Best Teacher Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Is the guy or girl you’re interested in a teacher? Break the ice with hilarious and relatable Teacher pick up lines for teachers. We have compiled over 95+ best teacher pick up lines for your crush in this post.
Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
Babe, you must be a magician, because everyone else disappears every time I look into
Baby you like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.
Bet I can pick you up.
Care to evaluate each other?
Care to take a spin in my Pinto?
I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
Carry your bookbag?
Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Do you carry any other weapon with you besides your eyes?
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you like Chemistry? Because I’ve got my ion you!
Drop and give me F cause I want to be in your class every year
Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Ever hear of dodgeball?
Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late
to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
God… I thought you were a student!
Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your bu*t: my eyes.
Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes!
How about I drop and give you 5 and a half?
How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie?
I am gonna do anything to get an A.
I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.
I can help you feel the burn
I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
BLUE my mind.
I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.
I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.
I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I
see heaven in your eyes.
Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek,
and die on your lips.
If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous
If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous. (tinder
pick up lines for teachers)
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
If you’re the teacher I’ll attend every class of yours.
Is it a blue-eyed white dragon?
Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
It’s hot outside; let me go swimming in your blue eyes.
It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.
I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
I’m not surprised the sky is grey today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
Meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class, and group
activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational
skills are out of this world.
The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.
Wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.
What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
You got something on your face – my eyes.
You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright but at the same time appealing and
Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
You have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.
You know what? Your eyes are exactly the same color as my Mercedes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my
You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the
curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
You really rocked that new seating arrangement way to separate the walkers.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. That’s the best I could find.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Your eyes are beautiful, please let me wake up next to them every single day.
Are you in the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
Your eyes are more beautiful than anything I have seen in my life!
Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away. (pick up lines for English teachers)
You’re eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!
Try these Teacher pick up lines to start an interesting conversation with the Teacher you like. Thanks for reading.