40+ Best Flirty Dark Pick Up Lines 2022

Best Flirty Dark Pick Up Lines

Dark humor is not for everyone. It is all about making fun of controversial topics. These dark pick up lines are for those who enjoy it. We have collected 40+ best dark pick up lines in this post.

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  • Because you’re indescribable.
  • Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
  • Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone.
  • Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.
  • Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
  • Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark h*le?
  • Hi there I’m a dark and tortured super hero!
  • How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a n*?*? marathon in my mind all day.
  • How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
  • How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back
  • I am trying to establish a p*?* network. Will you do me the honor of being my first client?
  • I don’t want to come between you or do I
  • I find your lack of nud**** disturbing.
  • I hate a ride but I would have to come between you and your dress. It is not needed at the moment
  • I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.
  • I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off.
  • I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.
  • I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
  • I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.
  • If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every d*?* step of the journey.

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  • If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
  • If you get lost in the midst of darkness
  • I’ll help you find the iron rod.
  • I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield
  • I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o for you!
  • Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES
  • Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
  • Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.
  • Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.
  • Want to see my dark night rise?
  • We all die someday. Wanna go out with me?
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Best Flirty Dark Pick Up Lines

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  • Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!
  • What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
  • Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
  • You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
  • You have such a banging body, the last time I had such a body to myself, I was stuffing it in my basement.
  • You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to s*ck on them till I am old and greying.
  • You know how they say bats can see in the dark?

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  • You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.
  • You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.
  • You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
  • Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


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