Best Flirty Medical Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Are you or the girl you like a medical student or staff? Use these medical pick up lines to impress someone special. These flirty, cheesy pick up lines can be used as conversation starters also. We have compiled 55+ best flirty medical pick up lines in this post.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life 😉
Am I a non-competitive inhibitor? Because I want to attach to your posterior region!
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase! (a-cute-face*)
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you an anesthesiologist? Because, baby, you sure do know how to knock out my senses!
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race….
Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out!
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Better grab the AED… you just made my heart stop!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey I’m a medullary thyroid carcinoma and you’re a pheochromocytoma. We’re MEN 2B
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
ICU in my dreams.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? smooth or rough? 😉
If I were a coronary artery… I’d be wrapped around your heart!
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!
If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you..
Is that a reflex hammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I’m a med student, trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right! 😉
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Let’s exchange genetic information!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!
Wanna go study some anatomy?
What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.
Why study an embryo when we can make one!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You raise my dopamine levels.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go..
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.