Do you want to impress the girl who loves paintings in a museum? You have art and painting related pick up lines in front of you to start an interesting conversation with him or her. We have collected 30+ best painting pick up lines for you in this post to break the ice.
Best Painting Pick Up Lines
- Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn’t find you.
- Hey are you an abstract painting? Cause I could finish you in three strokes.
- Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting? Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
- Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can’t tell where those legs end.
- Want me to paint you nake*?
- I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
- I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
- Are you a painting? Because I want to nail you against the wall
Funny Painting Art Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
- How about we go paint the town dead?
- Hey girl, are you a painting?
- Because I wanna nail you in my house.
- Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much…
- Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood
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- Hey you an artist? Because I can get paint all over you and we can still have a good time 😉
- You’re like a beautiful painting… I’d love to have you pinned against a wall
- Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
- Girl are you a painting? Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed 😉
- Do you like abstract expressionism paintings? Because I’m about to turn your stomach into a Jackson Pollock
- Are you a painting? Cuz i’d pin you to my bedroom wall
- I was just painting my future… What clothes should I paint you in?
- Are you a painting, Becoz i want to stare at you 24/7
- Hey do you like Guacamole? Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
- Do you wanna be a painting ..Coz I’m an artist and would love to work on you. xD
- Hey girl are you a can of spray paint? Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.
- For artist enthusiasts If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece
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- Hey girl do you like art? Because I want to paint a masterpiece on your face.
- Are you a painting? Because I don’t understand you
Best Painting and Artist Pick Up Lines for Your Lover
- If you were a painting I’d hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
- Girl are you a paint brush? Cause I wanna fine stroke you
- Yes you’re the cutest boo…
DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa cause he didn’t have you