Best Painting Pick Up Lines for Him or Her
Do you want to impress the girl who loves paintings in a museum? You have art and painting related pick up lines in front of you to start an interesting conversation with him or her. We have collected 30+ best painting pick up lines for you in this post to break the ice.
Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn’t find you.
Hey are you an abstract painting? Cause I could finish you in three strokes.
Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting? Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can’t tell where those legs end.
Want me to paint you n*ked?
I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Are you a painting? Because I want to nail you against the wall
Funny Painting Art Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
How about we go paint the town dead?
Hey girl, are you a painting?
Because I wanna nail you in my house.
Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much…
Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood
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Hey you an artist? Because I can get paint all over you and we can still have a good time 😉
You’re like a beautiful painting… I’d love to have you pinned against a wall
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
Girl are you a painting? Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed 😉
Do you like abstract expressionism paintings? Because I’m about to turn your stomach into a Jackson Pollock
Are you a painting? Cuz i’d pin you to my bedroom wall
I was just painting my future… What clothes should I paint you in?
Are you a painting, Becoz i want to stare at you 24/7
Hey do you like Guacamole? Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
Do you wanna be a painting ..Coz I’m an artist and would love to work on you. xD
Hey girl are you a can of spray paint? Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.
For artist enthusiasts If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece
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Hey girl do you like art? Because I want to paint a masterpiece on your face.
Are you a painting? Because I don’t understand you
Best Painting and Artist Pick Up Lines for Your Lover
Do you like paintings? Bcause i don’t put the D in raw. I use protection. Shit’s wild out here.
If you were a painting I’d hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
Girl are you a paint brush? Cause I wanna fine stroke you
Are you interested in Scandinavian interior design? Because I’d love to paint your face white.
- Paint small chair on face
- Go to party
- Find person
- Walk up to them
- say “hey seems like you’re looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)
Yes you’re the cutest boo…
DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa cause he didn’t have you