Cute and Funny Love Quotes for Him or Her
Are you looking for the best love quotes for him or her? Here are the 90+ best cute and funny love quotes for him or her. Use these funny love quotes to impress him or her.
- Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
- Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
- Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!
- In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Love is being stupid together.- Paul Valery
- I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
- Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.- Ambrose Bierce
- You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
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- I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
- You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!
- You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.
Sarcastic Quotes about Love and Relationships
- I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
- Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
- Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!
- I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!
- You’re the obi wan for me.
- I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
- I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
- Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.- Franklin P. Jones
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
- Together with you is my favorite place to be.
- Let’s be weird and wonderful together.
- It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.
- You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
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- Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
- A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. -Tim Allen
- As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.- Ralphie May
- Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz
- You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better.
- Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
- Will you lend me a kiss I promise to give it back.
Funny and Sarcastic Quotes about Relationships
- I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.
- I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- You want to know who I’m in love with Read the first word again.
- You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
- Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
- He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.
- Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… D*?*, he is one lucky man.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.- Rita Rudner
- Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
- Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something.
- What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.- Cindy Garner
- Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!
- An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.- Agatha Christie
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.- Phyllis Diller
- Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn’t want to.
- Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.- Socrates
- The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Short funny love quotes for him or Her
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.- Joan Crawford
- Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jur ic Park.
- Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.- Joyce Brothers
- Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
- If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.
- When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
- Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
- I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.
- All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
- Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.
- Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
- The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes”.
- A good marriage is like a c erole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
- Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.- Megan Mullally
- Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.- David Sedaris
- Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.- Jean Kerr
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.- Henry Youngman
- Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
- Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.- Jules Renard
- Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.- Oscar Wilde
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.- Bob Hope
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.- Chris Rock
- Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.- George Burns
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.- Charles M. Schulz
- Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.- Will Ferrell
- A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.- Mignon McLaughlin
- Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
- A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.- Spanish Proverb
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.- Albert Einstein
- If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.- Miles Davis
- At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.- Plato
- A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer, and the corniest person in the room.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.- Rita Rudner
- Being ignored by someone is okay but still texting them is a sin.
- Psychology says, You are not afraid to love, you are afraid of not being loved back.
- 1 word, 4 letters. Makes everyone sad. Seen.
Funny love quotes for her from the heart
- Before falling in love Remember. A girl’s mood can change in just like 0.0003 seconds.
- Never read old conversation after 11Pm. I repeat never.
- True love and loyal friends are two of the hardest things to find.
- Raise your hand if you have a crush on someone who can never be yours.
- Dear Ex… I won;t block you or delete you. i’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy i am without you.
- Who else is walking single into 2017?
- Dear weather, don’t be so cool & romantic!!!.. Re’re single
- The brain is the most out standing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth you fall in love.
- Sadness is… Waiting for a text from someone who’s not gonna text you.
- People don’t fall in love anymore. They just find a temporary attachment who can entertain them.
- I think I’m in a love triangle, I love myself, Myself loves me, Me loves I.
- Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Slow reply makes me think that you are talking to someone more important than me.
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