80+ Ghetto Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Best Ghetto Pick Up Lines

A lot of people think that the ghetto lifestyle centers around drugs, gangs, and crime. While this is true in some cases, it’s far from the whole story. In fact, there are a number of catchphrases and phrases used by those in the ghetto culture that can be used as both pick up lines and ice breakers in social situations. We’ve compiled a list of 80+ of the best ghetto pick up lines to help you get your foot in the door with someone you find attractive!

  1. Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of that .
  2. Aww, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
  3. AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back
  4. AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix
  5. AYE girl lemme me put my direct in yo deposit!
  6. Baby I can float your boat, now why don’t you come over here and let me stick my down your throat
  7. Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages

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  1. Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
  2. Do you have baby momma/daddy syndrome? Because I can be the daddy/momma of your kids.
  3. Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Because I put the D in Raw
  4. Don’t worry I’ll look better after a few drinks
  5. Dont worry about me baby. I’m gettin sum measurements. I’m about to lay some pipe
  6. Girl you be the 6, I’ll be the 9, that’s only time you’ll be less than a dime.
  7. Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of y’all!
  8. Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste you “Now And Later”?
  9. Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup….THICK.
  10. Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I’ve got an opening on “Boner Street.”
  11. Hey baby, do you know how to drive? Because I would love to ride
  12. Hey Boo, I’d be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.

Hood Ghetto pick up lines to use on guys

  • Hey excuse me…I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off…ID LOVE to put another one in you
  • Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
  • Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I’m tellin ya I’m thirsty
  • Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
  • Hey, are your parents beavers, because DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
  • Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you’re a well-rounded person
  • I can do you before one can finish a Malt Liquor.
  • I claim you in the name of JESUS!
  • I dont care that you you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
  • I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.
  • I got some suga for ya

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  • I have good credit
  • I love you more than the bug infestation in the low income housing project.
  • I’m digging you like a shovel ma!
  • I’m lookin’ for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.
  • I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all yours in that booty….
  • If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.
  • If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
  • If I was in your 1st grade class I would have played house with you
  • If what matters is on the inside… How about I get on the inside?
  • If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town
  • Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close
  • Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!…so can I have your number?
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!
  • Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Is your heart available for layaway?
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  • Lemme borrow that number girl

Slang Ghetto pick up lines for Your Crush

  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  • Ok, I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
  • So what directory should I look for your heart’s number?
  • That weave is out of this world.
  • The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection
  • There’s somethin wrong wit your phone… my numbers not in it
  • Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
  • Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
  • Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
  • Watch your step girl….don’t want you to fall in love with someone else.
  • Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work
  • Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free
  • Yo girl, I heard your good at math… Because your legs are always divided.
  • You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!
  • You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.
  • You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don’t even own a car
  • You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle
  • You know, you’ve got the prettiest teeth I’ve ever dreamed of coming across.
  • You look s*?*? in that a ripper slipper.
  • You look so exotic, you must be part Cherokee.

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  • Your dad must have been a heat radiator, because you’ve melted my icy heart.
  • Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
  • Your so hot you must’ve started all of global warming


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